The Senate is protecting us from gays. It passed a resolution to amend the state constitution to define marriage as one between a man and a woman only. You know the one: the one that has about a 50% divorce rate. Let’s protect that. Here’s the vote:

YEAS–Martin, Hawkins, Bolling, Stolle, Deeds, O’Brien, Reynolds, Bell, Devolites Davis, Obenshain, Puckett–11

NAYS–Lambert, Howell, Whipple–3

ABSTENTIONS–0

Here’s to Sens. Lambert, Howell and Whipple for having some guts.